“My little boy David loves watching the Fantastic Four films, he especially loves Chris Evans and spends a lot of time playing at being Johnny Storm. (…) He’s got his walls covered with Johnny Storm pictures too and he knows all the lines. We were recently staying with my best friend Tom who lives in Manchester, England and found out that Chris Evans was coming to town. David was disappointed to find that we’d have already left before the film crew arrived so he sat down and made a card with some pictures for Chris Evans and wrote him a little note. (…) I wish I’d scanned it but I never thought. On the front he did a little picture of Johnny Storm flying across the sky and inside another picture of a scene from the first movie with some speech bubbles and he wrote a little note to Chris saying he was his favourite actor. His ‘uncle’ Tom promised he’d try to get it to Chris Evans for him.
Tom took the card to the film site but security was so tight that he couldn’t get near anyone so he left the card with a note saying who it was from and that he was sorry not to get to take a photo for David’s birthday which was soon. The security guy told him to write down his address and he’d try to find someone to pass it to but made no promises as everything was crazy. That was on Friday 24th Sept. The following morning Tom received a special ‘next day delivery’ from Chris Evans! In it was a brilliant photo of Chris holding up David’s little card, a birthday card with a message from Chris Evans, he’d also signed two BluRay DVD covers with a little message on each for David. On one it said ‘FLAME ON!’ and was signed and on the other it said ‘DREAM BIG, BUDDY’ and was also signed.” (x)
I have tears in my eyes. That is amazing.
Chris could you be anymore perfect
Omfg Chris stop being so adorable
LEGIT CRYING RIGHT NOW CHRIS EVANS YOU FLAWLESS BEING
Here, take my heart, you can have it. ;w;
current mood: cold war russian spy forced to sing the american national anthem
Peggy Carter married Gabe Jones but they didn’t have any kids.
They adopted British war orphans instead, and raised to be people that Captain America would be proud of.
I LOVE YOU FOR FIGURING OUT HOW TO MAKE THIS WORK I FOR REAL DID NOT THINK OF THIS.
THE ONLY ONE THEY NEVER QUITE UNDERSTAND IS SUSAN PEVENSIE
SO PEGGY TEACHES HER HOW TO WEAR LIPSTICK AND NYLONS
AND BREAK A MAN’S ARM
She’s oddly good at it for a person who has no record of previous training. She’s very good with a bow and asks to learn to use a gun as soon as she can. Peggy teaches her and they spend Saturday afternoons shredding the center of paper targets.
Susan becomes SHIELD’s range instructor shortly after she gets her driving license. Agents only complain until they see her shoot.
Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)
"There are some fucks for which a person would have their partner and children drown in a freezing sea", as real life adulturous father Hanif Kureishi has his fucking Gary Stus say in TWO SEPERATE FUCKING BOOKS. Yes, he is so in love with this sentiment that he used it twice, just to be absofuckinglutely certain his children would get to read it, and know that he values their lives less than the chance to jizz inside some hot chick.
The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.
You know, funny story: There’s this craft store called Michaels. Look, my sister knits, and she goes to Michaels. So my sister called me and she’s like, “Oh my god, I’m at Michaels, picking up yarn. You have a poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “What?” She’s like, “There’s a poster, there’s a Falcon poster at Michaels.” I’m like, “Holy s**t!” She’s like, “I’m gonna come and pick you up, and we’re gonna see your poster in this store.” So she picks me up and we go to Michaels.
We go in, and I see the poster and I’m like, “Oh, this is….” She’s like, “I know, I know.” I said, “I’m gonna sign these posters.” I was like, “That would be amazing, you buy a poster and it’s like, actually signed by the Falcon.” Like, it would blow my mind. So I go to the front, I buy a Sharpie, I run back to the back of the store. And she’s like, “I’m gonna take a picture of you signing it.”
I’m in this store and I’m signing all the posters. The manager comes out, he’s like, “Hey, whatcha doing?” I was like, “Oh man, I’m signing these posters so when people buy ‘em, they’re signed.” He’s like, “Well, people are not gonna buy ‘em if they’re signed.” And I was like, “No, no, no, it’s cool. I’m pretty sure there won’t be a problem.” And he goes, “Yeah, but it is gonna be a problem, you’re messin’ up my inventory.” And I’m like, “No, my man, trust me. I mean, I’m the Falcon, that’s me!” And he goes, “Yeah, right. You’re gonna buy those posters.” I said, “What?” He’s like, “You’re gonna buy all those posters or I’m gonna call the police.”
He rolls up all the posters and goes to the front of the store. And I had to buy like 60 Falcon posters that I signed in Michaels.
Anthony Mackie getting in trouble for signing his posters at a Micheals (x)
YOU PRECIOUS. FUCKING. ANGEL.